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Projectron
Inside the glowing corridors of the Automation Mall — a surreal neon district where half-finished workflows wander like stray shopping carts — stands PROJECTRON, a compact CRT-faced droid with the personality of an overenthusiastic arcade cabinet.
 
The Mall is staffed by an assortment of zany utility robots whose designs seem to have escaped from an 8-bit engineering contest: shelf-stacking bots that alphabetize cables, janitor drones that sweep up abandoned TODOs, and a directory kiosk that has been stuck recalculating “optimal productivity flow” since 1999.
 
Amid the chaos, PROJECTRON is the only unit trusted to handle the human backlog — the swirling, ever-growing storm of tasks humans fully intended to do “eventually.”
His small kiosk sits under a buzzing teal sign that simply reads:
 
“PROJECTRON — ORDERING THE DISORDERLY SINCE 2025.”
 
He doesn’t chant rituals, summon deadlines, or manipulate spacetime.
He just quietly sorts tasks into clean, actionable lists with uncanny accuracy, rearranging them on the Mall's glowing grid floor until everything finally makes sense.
His motto, stenciled in tasteful pixel type along his CRT bezel:
 
“Order. Clarity. Efficiency. Glow.”

Projectron

SKU: PTRN
$14.99 Regular Price
$9.99Sale Price

  • When you give PROJECTRON a list of tasks, it analyzes each item for:

    • broken systems

    • fragile or brittle configurations

    • dependency issues

    • bottlenecks

    • signs of procrastination or task avoidance

    It then runs everything through its internal scoring model — the P-42 Prioritization Engine — which evaluates:

    • urgency

    • importance

    • whether a task can safely wait

    • interdependencies

    • whether it should be automated, delegated, or handled manually

    • and the overall disruption potential each task brings to your workflow

    After processing your backlog, PROJECTRON organizes everything into a simple, actionable structure:

    Do First

    Critical, urgent, or blocking tasks — each with the first concrete step included.

    Do Next

    Important tasks that matter, but won’t break anything if they wait a little longer.

    Do Later

    Cleanup, quality-of-life improvements, documentation, and low-risk fixes.

    Quick Wins

    Always five small, instantly relieving tasks chosen to give you immediate momentum.

    The output is clean, readable, and immediately useful — turning any messy task list into a plan you can actually execute or delegate.

    Customizable to Your Workflow

    PROJECTRON adapts to whatever you throw at it:

    • SOC operations

    • home-lab maintenance

    • small-business task lists

    • creative projects

    • personal errands

    • mixed technical and non-technical workflows

    You can tune your inputs, categories, and prioritization style — PROJECTRON flexes to match your workflow, not the other way around.

    Includes a Fill-In Task Template

    PROJECTRON comes with a ready-to-use task template that makes getting started easy.
    Just drop in your items using the simple columns:

    • Item

    • Bucket

    • Urgent

    • Important

    • Can Wait

    • Delegate/Automate

    …and PROJECTRON handles the rest.

    Whether you're organizing a SOC, a small business, or your life, the template makes the entire process frictionless.

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